I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15282. | Guest (jpbatman99) | 76.31 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 15283. | Timothy (noma624) | 76.31 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 15284. | Sen (drxxmn) | 76.31 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 15285. | Igris (igris_sama) | 76.31 | 94% | 2022-09-09 |
| 15286. | Argon (argon273) | 76.31 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 15287. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 76.30 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 15288. | KenDvorak (kensan73dvorak) | 76.30 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 15289. | Gabriel (gabpro) | 76.29 | 97.2% | 2024-11-12 |
| 15290. | HuwDang (kasididporche) | 76.29 | 97.2% | 2024-06-05 |
| 15291. | Egor (egors) | 76.29 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 15292. | Stephen (swankily) | 76.29 | 92% | 2017-04-06 |
| 15293. | Dylan (doomdk) | 76.28 | 95% | 2019-10-09 |
| 15294. | Holmes (holmez) | 76.28 | 96% | 2025-10-01 |
| 15295. | Cooper (cooperskat) | 76.28 | 95% | 2021-11-09 |
| 15296. | Evan (thewhailure) | 76.28 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 15297. | vip (bamboo1857) | 76.28 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 15298. | M$NEYMAIZE (msneymaize) | 76.27 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 15299. | Huong (76o_hv) | 76.27 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 15300. | Joshua (joshua1223) | 76.27 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 15301. | Chris (chrismilton_ut) | 76.27 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 15302. | HayfordHumade (flace) | 76.26 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 15303. | qwertysoh (qwertysoh) | 76.26 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 15304. | Nicolas (nicolito373) | 76.26 | 98.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| 15305. | amalia (chowdergirl) | 76.26 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 15306. | Crallis (alloy510) | 76.26 | 100% | 2021-01-06 |
| 15307. | rk2699 (radhu) | 76.25 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 15308. | winter (winterruwu) | 76.24 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 15309. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 76.24 | 96.3% | 2023-07-29 |
| 15310. | Jon (jonnylauws) | 76.24 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 15311. | posthumous (posthumus) | 76.24 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |