As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3498. | magical_ki (magical_ki) | 103.80 | 100% | 2022-12-03 |
3499. | Ryan (pokemon128) | 103.80 | 92% | 2016-10-23 |
3500. | Dave (coltdriver) | 103.79 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
3501. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 103.79 | 97% | 2015-11-16 |
3502. | James (aggrovate2423) | 103.79 | 90% | 2016-07-18 |
3503. | タイ (dtinth) | 103.78 | 100% | 2017-03-28 |
3504. | Kendrick (wqkk) | 103.77 | 98.9% | 2023-10-30 |
3505. | Nut (nutmaster69) | 103.75 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
3506. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 103.75 | 96% | 2016-01-13 |
3507. | Nick (spirk) | 103.73 | 99% | 2017-07-18 |
3508. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 103.72 | 100% | 2021-04-17 |
3509. | DonQuick (donquick) | 103.71 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
3510. | soy (cctvnmslese) | 103.70 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
3511. | terrace (terrace2fast) | 103.70 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
3512. | No one (howardog0707) | 103.70 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
3513. | Donyul (donyul) | 103.69 | 99% | 2025-04-23 |
3514. | TheZacher5645 (thezacher5645) | 103.68 | 96.1% | 2023-12-28 |
3515. | Daniel (dmdque) | 103.68 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
3516. | WeFilipinosCheat!! (wefilip... | 103.68 | 99% | 2017-08-18 |
3517. | Olivia (livlev) | 103.68 | 99% | 2015-09-30 |
3518. | KUN+ (msmyth23) | 103.68 | 98% | 2015-06-09 |
3519. | Reuben (reyedgy) | 103.67 | 94% | 2015-07-29 |
3520. | Watja (watja) | 103.65 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
3521. | wae (wae_da_algae) | 103.64 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
3522. | North (northwind) | 103.64 | 99% | 2015-04-22 |
3523. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 103.64 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
3524. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 103.63 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
3525. | Судно (Борис Ри... | 103.63 | 99% | 2019-11-17 |
3526. | inevitable (howtheturnstabled) | 103.62 | 97.2% | 2024-08-02 |
3527. | Toby (thirsch7) | 103.62 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |