Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5170. | daniel (danielgarth) | 52.55 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 5171. | Aanshu (noob_typist_404) | 52.54 | 94% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5172. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 52.53 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| 5173. | ND (nd03) | 52.52 | 93% | 2020-02-07 |
| 5174. | Lazy (nklace511) | 52.51 | 94% | 2018-10-16 |
| 5175. | Julio (aero_jb) | 52.50 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5176. | PRINCE (pk226894) | 52.50 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 5177. | Eduardo (airplane_cakes) | 52.48 | 93% | 2020-02-10 |
| 5178. | Nakoa Blue (goldtiger7) | 52.48 | 99% | 2020-04-14 |
| 5179. | hs (hakanserce) | 52.47 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 5180. | loveleen (loveleenasalia) | 52.45 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 5181. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 52.41 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
| 5182. | Soyuzbek (soyuzbek) | 52.40 | 95% | 2019-03-15 |
| 5183. | Johannes (johannes543) | 52.38 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5184. | solanki (solanki_krisha) | 52.38 | 95% | 2018-07-17 |
| 5185. | Magi (magi_dragon) | 52.37 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5186. | Krish (ninjakrish) | 52.36 | 94% | 2019-02-10 |
| 5187. | michael (mscott2) | 52.36 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 5188. | Sora (sreng01) | 52.36 | 93% | 2018-07-04 |
| 5189. | noobispro (noobispro) | 52.35 | 94% | 2019-04-25 |
| 5190. | Joe (mamabear2) | 52.35 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 5191. | fafortate (fafortate) | 52.35 | 93% | 2019-04-17 |
| 5192. | Oleg (nerootter) | 52.31 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 5193. | Viktor (heizu) | 52.25 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 5194. | Rechui (karishima) | 52.24 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 5195. | tabish (tbsansari) | 52.23 | 94% | 2018-11-02 |
| 5196. | Luis (oscarinous) | 52.22 | 94% | 2018-11-26 |
| 5197. | Jewel (jewelsz) | 52.22 | 94% | 2018-11-19 |
| 5198. | Ankit (apatel4) | 52.20 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 5199. | Ben (rumpus) | 52.20 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |