I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7097. | Mr (mrharward) | 93.50 | 95% | 2016-02-17 |
| 7098. | Max (mcmax92) | 93.50 | 90% | 2016-07-29 |
| 7099. | sid (parallelogrammed) | 93.49 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 7100. | (alf89757) | 93.49 | 96% | 2016-10-19 |
| 7101. | Brocli (brocli) | 93.49 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 7102. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 93.48 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7103. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 93.48 | 98.5% | 2023-12-04 |
| 7104. | Andrew (speedy314) | 93.48 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 7105. | Ryan Vanderlois (chickenlil... | 93.47 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 7106. | Global (global_typer69) | 93.47 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 7107. | sdf (delta23) | 93.47 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 7108. | Yannis (dunkmon) | 93.47 | 97.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 7109. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 93.47 | 98.5% | 2024-11-15 |
| 7110. | Jason (salvatorejason) | 93.47 | 93% | 2015-05-27 |
| 7111. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 93.47 | 98% | 2015-05-15 |
| 7112. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 93.47 | 90% | 2016-09-12 |
| 7113. | markuzo (mschlafli) | 93.45 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 7114. | harsh (pastel_snow) | 93.45 | 97.1% | 2025-02-17 |
| 7115. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 93.45 | 97% | 2018-07-23 |
| 7116. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 93.44 | 95.6% | 2024-12-11 |
| 7117. | RAJAN (rajan_0111) | 93.44 | 97% | 2023-11-12 |
| 7118. | Gwude (gwude) | 93.44 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 7119. | Ogbonna (chibuoyim) | 93.44 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 7120. | Bob (bushybrows) | 93.44 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 7121. | garlicc (bbert17) | 93.43 | 96.8% | 2024-04-19 |
| 7122. | Adam (boazthejackpot) | 93.43 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
| 7123. | Eric (spcopsdelta) | 93.43 | 98% | 2015-07-20 |
| 7124. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 93.43 | 94% | 2015-11-04 |
| 7125. | Mark (markieisfast) | 93.42 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7126. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 93.42 | 96% | 2016-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |