I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7569. | feedurrr (feedurrr) | 92.96 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 7570. | Stockton (wutofu) | 92.96 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 7571. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 92.96 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 7572. | John (blazian11111) | 92.96 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 7573. | Griffin (girfster) | 92.96 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 7574. | Bobinater (paulybob) | 92.95 | 100% | 2025-06-03 |
| 7575. | lone (lone17) | 92.95 | 97.8% | 2024-07-27 |
| 7576. | cee (cxelle) | 92.95 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 7577. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 92.95 | 99.7% | 2023-08-28 |
| 7578. | Alycia (alyciahtollison) | 92.95 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 7579. | Ron (izilla) | 92.95 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 7580. | Conner (jabronee) | 92.94 | 94% | 2015-07-15 |
| 7581. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 92.94 | 98% | 2025-09-15 |
| 7582. | clackity (phys1cs) | 92.94 | 96.7% | 2025-01-12 |
| 7583. | Brian (tunnun) | 92.94 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
| 7584. | isaac (nawtu) | 92.94 | 98% | 2016-07-31 |
| 7585. | sunderstorm (sunderstorm) | 92.93 | 96% | 2016-02-12 |
| 7586. | :) (sagey_) | 92.93 | 97.8% | 2023-12-04 |
| 7587. | Jessie (msayers) | 92.93 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 7588. | i am (ashou) | 92.93 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 7589. | poopy (poopybutt12345) | 92.93 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7590. | alldeux (alldeux) | 92.93 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7591. | Samppa (samppa24) | 92.92 | 97% | 2025-08-16 |
| 7592. | chillresident (chillresident) | 92.92 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 7593. | 🛸 (lubu123456) | 92.91 | 99% | 2015-09-27 |
| 7594. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 92.91 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 7595. | strawhat (luffy016) | 92.91 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 7596. | Jason (slam2pan) | 92.90 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 7597. | ~ (ffllooaatteerr) | 92.90 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 7598. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 92.90 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |