So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25597. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 59.94 | 96.7% | 2024-12-16 |
| 25598. | Carrot (carrot2003) | 59.94 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 25599. | Umair (umair121) | 59.94 | 94% | 2021-06-03 |
| 25600. | Reusable Cloud 9 (ps014) | 59.94 | 92% | 2014-04-16 |
| 25601. | Svenko (svenko) | 59.94 | 94% | 2012-04-29 |
| 25602. | salahaddin (mr3alah) | 59.94 | 90% | 2015-09-20 |
| 25603. | Martin (haisukaru) | 59.94 | 94% | 2018-11-28 |
| 25604. | DOTA (dotaism) | 59.94 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 25605. | Xi (cenariusxz) | 59.94 | 94% | 2017-06-02 |
| 25606. | Cathy (aix1014) | 59.94 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
| 25607. | Mike (mikemetalll) | 59.93 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 25608. | Levi (famoosh) | 59.93 | 93% | 2013-06-16 |
| 25609. | Rauhan (rauhan1998) | 59.93 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 25610. | jmc (jmc728) | 59.93 | 96.3% | 2021-02-09 |
| 25611. | James (tunny) | 59.93 | 89% | 2011-06-11 |
| 25612. | paulamirada (4beth_esda) | 59.93 | 99% | 2016-07-06 |
| 25613. | Hannah (hrich83) | 59.92 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 25614. | Burhanuddin Merchant (burza) | 59.92 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 25615. | Jess (jesstenhoeve) | 59.92 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 25616. | Manoj (manojk) | 59.92 | 94% | 2011-12-20 |
| 25617. | Sandy (msandy) | 59.92 | 93% | 2014-11-28 |
| 25618. | Adien (skycreeper) | 59.92 | 90% | 2017-03-31 |
| 25619. | Ayberk (ayberkt) | 59.91 | 88% | 2012-08-22 |
| 25620. | icarusfell (icarusfelll) | 59.91 | 95% | 2023-06-16 |
| 25621. | Zoltatorrez (zoltatorrez) | 59.91 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 25622. | av (avwave) | 59.91 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 25623. | bekanur98 (bekanur98) | 59.91 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 25624. | MB (mb_the_lighting) | 59.91 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| 25625. | Amit (amithinduja) | 59.91 | 94% | 2014-07-30 |
| 25626. | Yiu (yiupeter) | 59.91 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |