So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25629. | Gaiurav (hairmetallers) | 59.63 | 95% | 2013-02-21 |
| 25630. | Matthew (noviv) | 59.62 | 89% | 2014-04-13 |
| 25631. | Kamen (kamen08) | 59.62 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 25632. | Carlos (cylg5135) | 59.62 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 25633. | Dr. (saddathasan) | 59.62 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 25634. | Eckhardt (hummlemuffin) | 59.62 | 91% | 2016-08-24 |
| 25635. | LivJP (livjp) | 59.61 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 25636. | LAW (law145) | 59.61 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 25637. | agent313 (agent313) | 59.61 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 25638. | Charlie (charlielong2001) | 59.61 | 95% | 2023-04-02 |
| 25639. | Harry (harry_k) | 59.61 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 25640. | Raman (raman_shakya) | 59.61 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 25641. | Bjklue (bjklue) | 59.61 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 25642. | Titan (harshalharame) | 59.60 | 95% | 2022-12-15 |
| 25643. | Blahnana (blahnana) | 59.60 | 90% | 2014-05-04 |
| 25644. | Meh (liszt) | 59.60 | 89% | 2011-07-21 |
| 25645. | Calvin (1335draco) | 59.59 | 95% | 2013-07-24 |
| 25646. | Jaswinder (jaswinder1997) | 59.59 | 96% | 2022-08-16 |
| 25647. | Kamil (finessegod_) | 59.59 | 96.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 25648. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 59.59 | 95% | 2019-03-25 |
| 25649. | Lucie (ms_american) | 59.59 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 25650. | Risabh (risabhsinha) | 59.58 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 25651. | Stephanie (snbtower2) | 59.58 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
| 25652. | dirty_qwerty (soapfish) | 59.58 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 25653. | hotmama (jaggid) | 59.58 | 94% | 2020-08-28 |
| 25654. | arnulpo (watdapak) | 59.58 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 25655. | Shivam (shivam543) | 59.58 | 92% | 2015-08-01 |
| 25656. | sw1ftkd225 (shabunda) | 59.58 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| 25657. | Sandro (sado) | 59.58 | 87% | 2016-06-26 |
| 25658. | Nguyen (puchiano) | 59.58 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |