Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3635. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 63.12 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3636. | Andreas (abouras) | 63.09 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 3637. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 63.08 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 3638. | Poizon (abdulx8) | 63.08 | 94% | 2019-06-27 |
| 3639. | Joel (phitsuh) | 63.07 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 3640. | Michael (mickykebe) | 63.07 | 98% | 2017-12-22 |
| 3641. | Bruh (1845619) | 63.06 | 94% | 2019-06-07 |
| 3642. | Archie (runemoose42) | 63.05 | 95% | 2018-06-19 |
| 3643. | Beau (bcased) | 63.04 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3644. | douzhen (akariin) | 63.02 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3645. | Udan (fris93) | 62.99 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 3646. | Grog (groogwow) | 62.99 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3647. | Chris (voxbird) | 62.99 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 3648. | Nikhil (doctor_doom) | 62.97 | 94% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3649. | Jonas (zamurai88) | 62.96 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 3650. | Ben (wippidy) | 62.89 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3651. | Joel (mrtatertot) | 62.87 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 3652. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 62.86 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 3653. | Mostafa (mostafa_daabis) | 62.82 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 3654. | liz (lizkebab) | 62.82 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 3655. | Igor (zig84) | 62.78 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 3656. | Yohanes (yohanestheda) | 62.74 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3657. | Scryp (scryp) | 62.73 | 94% | 2017-09-20 |
| 3658. | Roi (roimanor) | 62.71 | 95% | 2018-11-23 |
| 3659. | Squabbi (squabbi) | 62.71 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3660. | Quin (ajvso) | 62.70 | 95% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3661. | Vodon (vodon) | 62.70 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 3662. | SETA (seta0257) | 62.67 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3663. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 62.63 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 3664. | Grace (gchoi00) | 62.60 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |