Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36246. | jeff (jeffx) | 39.58 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 36247. | (meiyu1988) | 39.58 | 86% | 2011-11-26 |
| 36248. | (tenshiohma) | 39.58 | 96.7% | 2023-08-28 |
| 36249. | Mary (marypoppins) | 39.57 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 36250. | (shelm29) | 39.57 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 36251. | (freyaclare) | 39.57 | 98% | 2012-02-29 |
| 36252. | (alrezza) | 39.57 | 95% | 2013-11-28 |
| 36253. | (futurevet) | 39.57 | 98% | 2023-10-23 |
| 36254. | (bratman) | 39.56 | 90% | 2012-05-01 |
| 36255. | (cherrycream25) | 39.56 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 36256. | (benbmt) | 39.56 | 87% | 2011-12-24 |
| 36257. | (procrastinatorvoltage) | 39.56 | 86% | 2015-03-18 |
| 36258. | (ibrahimhusseiny) | 39.56 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 36259. | Adam (adamlambert) | 39.55 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 36260. | (heyyou_notyouyou) | 39.55 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 36261. | (daoquyen833) | 39.55 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 36262. | Diane (mrsmurf) | 39.54 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 36263. | new (newbie777) | 39.54 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 36264. | (sophia_18) | 39.54 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 36265. | (xxjoe61) | 39.54 | 93% | 2022-03-11 |
| 36266. | (fatimae) | 39.53 | 90% | 2012-12-10 |
| 36267. | (gordaceo) | 39.53 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 36268. | Alim (agropop) | 39.53 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 36269. | (gooritza) | 39.53 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 36270. | (nerikodan) | 39.53 | 93% | 2023-07-04 |
| 36271. | (nxg7747) | 39.53 | 93% | 2013-12-19 |
| 36272. | (mari_prado) | 39.52 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 36273. | playboy (jbongs18) | 39.52 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 36274. | (10004536) | 39.52 | 93% | 2017-06-01 |
| 36275. | (nashwan3) | 39.52 | 91% | 2022-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |