So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35292. | (daniel4474) | 36.31 | 91% | 2019-02-17 |
| 35293. | (necroa_zephyr) | 36.30 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 35294. | (zonder9162) | 36.28 | 92% | 2022-08-17 |
| 35295. | (mockinjam) | 36.28 | 93% | 2014-10-03 |
| 35296. | (marissa26) | 36.28 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 35297. | Maor (hello_its_maor) | 36.27 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 35298. | (mcline7008) | 36.27 | 98% | 2014-07-17 |
| 35299. | (ozeee) | 36.24 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 35300. | (purple_wing) | 36.22 | 93.9% | 2023-08-30 |
| 35301. | (sherahmad) | 36.21 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 35302. | (brandari) | 36.21 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 35303. | Fantailfishy (ftail) | 36.16 | 81% | 2014-10-15 |
| 35304. | (genletor) | 36.16 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| 35305. | (junior_mlg12) | 36.12 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
| 35306. | (tellez) | 36.04 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 35307. | (awadf) | 36.01 | 92% | 2021-10-20 |
| 35308. | Diane (mrsmurf) | 36.00 | 89% | 2011-05-10 |
| 35309. | (itai) | 35.99 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 35310. | (cherubits) | 35.98 | 94% | 2021-01-16 |
| 35311. | (mc090238) | 35.98 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 35312. | (wawa1991) | 35.97 | 91% | 2012-03-02 |
| 35313. | Ali (aliv) | 35.97 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 35314. | Tuya (tuya_) | 35.93 | 86% | 2015-09-22 |
| 35315. | (orksim) | 35.93 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 35316. | rashed (rashed) | 35.92 | 93% | 2013-01-14 |
| 35317. | (happyy) | 35.92 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 35318. | (pathana13) | 35.90 | 91% | 2015-09-10 |
| 35319. | (sorig) | 35.88 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
| 35320. | Ritchie (w00tness) | 35.87 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 35321. | (alpha_mo) | 35.87 | 95% | 2020-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |