The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11403. | Tim (timspeedle) | 86.52 | 84% | 2014-10-27 |
| 11404. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 86.52 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 11405. | Scott (kaztyper) | 86.52 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 11406. | Lelerz (lelerz314) | 86.51 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 11407. | Darrick (mervisbeacon) | 86.51 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 11408. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 86.51 | 95% | 2016-09-16 |
| 11409. | [: Ani (mainly_err) | 86.51 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 11410. | tstats[korathlee] (korathlee) | 86.50 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
| 11411. | nathan (lentonato) | 86.50 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 11412. | Wayne (xwang4) | 86.50 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 11413. | Ron (ronald2) | 86.50 | 97% | 2015-08-31 |
| 11414. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 86.50 | 97% | 2016-02-10 |
| 11415. | COATES (texxtz) | 86.50 | 91% | 2014-03-19 |
| 11416. | King (kingshantha) | 86.50 | 98% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11417. | Tom (speedor) | 86.50 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 11418. | Sean (seanlew98) | 86.49 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11419. | Bob (mrsibbobsaget) | 86.48 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11420. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 86.47 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 11421. | flumi (aircatcher) | 86.47 | 96% | 2016-12-11 |
| 11422. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 86.47 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 11423. | niaz (noraz789) | 86.47 | 91% | 2014-04-26 |
| 11424. | Josh (jrpky42003) | 86.47 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 11425. | Stuart (spookysketches) | 86.46 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 11426. | harry maguire (harrymaguir) | 86.46 | 96.2% | 2023-10-21 |
| 11427. | tids (tids) | 86.46 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 11428. | Jason (jasjelly14) | 86.46 | 92% | 2014-11-07 |
| 11429. | Haris (matraxa_) | 86.46 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11430. | :) (drewroen) | 86.46 | 94% | 2013-01-16 |
| 11431. | Derek (thenyaz) | 86.45 | 96.9% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11432. | Theodore (kyzerian) | 86.45 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |