Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1750. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 82.70 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
1751. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 82.70 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
1752. | K. (spacewalker) | 82.69 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
1753. | patrick (lighteningab) | 82.68 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
1754. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 82.68 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
1755. | narze (narze) | 82.67 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
1756. | Kimberly (kimboslice16) | 82.65 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
1757. | Nic (greengiantzz96) | 82.63 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
1758. | Rebecca (rbcchrmn) | 82.62 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
1759. | Yousef (scrufffaic) | 82.62 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
1760. | S (ssbl) | 82.61 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
1761. | hardik (labeitazer) | 82.57 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
1762. | Saynon (saynon) | 82.57 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
1763. | Slurp (slurpburp) | 82.54 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
1764. | m (ogtong) | 82.53 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
1765. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 82.53 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
1766. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 82.52 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
1767. | Natasha (mrsdaniels) | 82.52 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
1768. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 82.52 | 95% | 2019-05-17 |
1769. | Nani (karlord) | 82.52 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
1770. | monkaS (rikio) | 82.51 | 96% | 2018-05-08 |
1771. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 82.50 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
1772. | moppr (moppr) | 82.49 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
1773. | Sadra (sadra17) | 82.49 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
1774. | Rafael (xpart1cle) | 82.49 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
1775. | Rachel (taylorachel) | 82.45 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
1776. | Marvin (ellway_20002) | 82.44 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
1777. | Nigerian (poobear_) | 82.44 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
1778. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 82.43 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
1779. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 82.43 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |