Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9775. | juicebox (xobeciuj) | 75.74 | 97.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 9776. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 75.73 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
| 9777. | CALICO (calllicco) | 75.73 | 94% | 2020-05-22 |
| 9778. | Hampe (hampe073) | 75.72 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 9779. | neo12 (neo12) | 75.72 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 9780. | Bryan (bryan675) | 75.72 | 97% | 2017-05-04 |
| 9781. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 75.71 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 9782. | Bryz (bryz2k3) | 75.71 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9783. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 75.71 | 93% | 2018-12-05 |
| 9784. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 75.70 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 9785. | Petter (ph140) | 75.70 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9786. | I AM THE EMERGENCY (iamthee... | 75.70 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 9787. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 75.69 | 99% | 2019-06-20 |
| 9788. | Elusaka (elusaka) | 75.69 | 95% | 2022-03-14 |
| 9789. | Moghit (moghit44) | 75.69 | 95% | 2023-05-17 |
| 9790. | Robert (bertles) | 75.69 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 9791. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 75.68 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 9792. | Mikke (skrammelkonto) | 75.68 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 9793. | Jake (shadow5253) | 75.68 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 9794. | Prius (mroh) | 75.68 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9795. | Gon (frixgon) | 75.68 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9796. | Anthony (aaccioly) | 75.67 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 9797. | bsmith4972 (bsmith4972) | 75.67 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 9798. | koen (chromoplast) | 75.67 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 9799. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 75.67 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 9800. | ∞ (lukman999) | 75.66 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 9801. | Maria (mariata) | 75.66 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 9802. | Juan (jlcr71902) | 75.66 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 9803. | pete (freybeard) | 75.65 | 98.3% | 2025-02-28 |
| 9804. | mohan (mohan2002) | 75.65 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |