I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7345. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 97.82 | 95% | 2017-03-21 |
| 7346. | 찬우 (inphinity) | 97.82 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 7347. | Zap (zap_08) | 97.81 | 98.4% | 2024-12-21 |
| 7348. | Rohit (fayledatenglishlangu... | 97.81 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 7349. | ?_? (e513131) | 97.81 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 7350. | Johnna (jrj2105) | 97.81 | 100% | 2018-06-27 |
| 7351. | Jason (jchen76201) | 97.81 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 7352. | fried_egg (fried_egg) | 97.81 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 7353. | ILoveLofi (ginpaku) | 97.80 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 7354. | cory (yawyeet) | 97.80 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
| 7355. | Lily (b00mer7) | 97.80 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 7356. | Ally (2_ally_) | 97.80 | 97% | 2025-05-14 |
| 7357. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 97.80 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 7358. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 97.80 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 7359. | Amos (amosbird) | 97.80 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 7360. | why tf premium members so f... | 97.80 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 7361. | Sigmasigma (1sigma2) | 97.79 | 95.7% | 2024-12-05 |
| 7362. | BOB (mroglan) | 97.79 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
| 7363. | Nick (alphaman3801) | 97.79 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 7364. | Ba (prttyfast) | 97.79 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 7365. | (weeping_weeblet) | 97.78 | 98.2% | 2024-11-06 |
| 7366. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 97.77 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 7367. | Boris (xivid2) | 97.76 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 7368. | Swaps (swapadi_98) | 97.75 | 97.2% | 2025-03-11 |
| 7369. | Scion (scionzz) | 97.74 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 7370. | loli (annalise00) | 97.74 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 7371. | Rod (twors_colemak) | 97.74 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 7372. | H (docsattar) | 97.74 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 7373. | Adas (auganov) | 97.74 | 99% | 2018-05-18 |
| 7374. | Aryan (aryanakr) | 97.73 | 98.8% | 2024-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |