With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8077. | uzi (cray_f) | 89.37 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 8078. | Mancis (mancismancis) | 89.37 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 8079. | Brina (uncle_brina) | 89.36 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 8080. | Rakib (supertypo) | 89.36 | 99% | 2023-02-21 |
| 8081. | CF (casperf18) | 89.36 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 8082. | JJ (snyderator) | 89.35 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 8083. | T-Dawg (gentgaga210) | 89.35 | 96% | 2016-12-12 |
| 8084. | Spritly (spritly) | 89.35 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 8085. | G U E S T (mtreibes) | 89.35 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
| 8086. | AllowedUser (slowmanl0l) | 89.34 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 8087. | To be fair, you have to hav... | 89.34 | 96% | 2017-10-29 |
| 8088. | Slow (nanashi159) | 89.34 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 8089. | Harry (bonogo123) | 89.34 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 8090. | Bhad Bhobby (dillnutt) | 89.34 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 8091. | Daniel (danielfromohio) | 89.34 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 8092. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 89.34 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 8093. | Drestiny1 (drestiny1) | 89.33 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 8094. | BOB (mroglan) | 89.33 | 98.2% | 2023-12-20 |
| 8095. | pluto (carmen_dei) | 89.33 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
| 8096. | Elias (el_typo_jr) | 89.32 | 97.1% | 2024-04-08 |
| 8097. | Josh (djoshi) | 89.32 | 96.3% | 2025-05-02 |
| 8098. | Yesuhei (esk4) | 89.32 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 8099. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 89.32 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 8100. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 89.32 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8101. | Eric (flowscythe) | 89.31 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 8102. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 89.31 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 8103. | Lagmybsf (sk0ttt) | 89.30 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8104. | 响Clicky响 (meraki01) | 89.29 | 94.9% | 2024-03-12 |
| 8105. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 89.29 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 8106. | thehomie (thehomie818) | 89.29 | 97.7% | 2024-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |