I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12003. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 82.25 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 12004. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 82.25 | 95% | 2017-03-05 |
| 12005. | Dylan (dylaan) | 82.25 | 93% | 2016-04-08 |
| 12006. | * (000100020003) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12007. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 12008. | Charles (themythicalvlad) | 82.24 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 12009. | Aizza (aizzaa) | 82.23 | 96% | 2024-08-07 |
| 12010. | av (bsod2528) | 82.23 | 96.4% | 2024-04-16 |
| 12011. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 12012. | LoanSh (ardwzt) | 82.23 | 97.7% | 2023-08-24 |
| 12013. | David (donkykong2008) | 82.23 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 12014. | Avardy (avardy) | 82.23 | 88% | 2015-12-04 |
| 12015. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 82.22 | 97.5% | 2024-12-25 |
| 12016. | pankster (pankster) | 82.22 | 96.7% | 2024-07-11 |
| 12017. | vonzera (vonzera) | 82.22 | 96% | 2025-11-25 |
| 12018. | ALED (elassyo) | 82.22 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 12019. | robby (robby27) | 82.21 | 96.1% | 2023-11-01 |
| 12020. | jerry (sheep0109) | 82.21 | 94% | 2023-04-20 |
| 12021. | Manel (mrnuke) | 82.21 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 12022. | Rikard (rikardny) | 82.21 | 94% | 2020-02-24 |
| 12023. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 82.20 | 97.8% | 2024-09-16 |
| 12024. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 82.20 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 12025. | Colemak Ambassador (charlie... | 82.19 | 97% | 2025-10-31 |
| 12026. | sir (zenzir) | 82.19 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 12027. | Gerson (gers99) | 82.19 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 12028. | Dakota (warriorbbq) | 82.19 | 98% | 2016-07-06 |
| 12029. | Peaches (paeches8) | 82.18 | 97% | 2025-07-03 |
| 12030. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 82.18 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
| 12031. | Thomas (r1bs) | 82.18 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 12032. | LuckyKaloo (luckykaloo) | 82.18 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |