If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2005. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 88.90 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 2006. | Lauryn (bluenotebooksfly) | 88.89 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 2007. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 88.88 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 2008. | Joy (joyyang810035) | 88.87 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2009. | Christine (christi124) | 88.86 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 2010. | drakcorian (drakcorian) | 88.85 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2011. | Reed1311 (reeduo) | 88.82 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 2012. | ju yun (schylarker) | 88.81 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 2013. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 88.79 | 92% | 2017-02-15 |
| 2014. | Eckhardt (hummlemuffin) | 88.75 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 2015. | Ava (spritemite) | 88.75 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 2016. | Mo (mosidhom) | 88.74 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2017. | andy (lihanou) | 88.74 | 98% | 2017-08-18 |
| 2018. | Harrius (harrius) | 88.73 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2019. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 88.72 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 2020. | dc (sliced2k12345) | 88.71 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 2021. | Mitch (mrmtech) | 88.68 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 2022. | Laura (laurasee) | 88.67 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 2023. | Avi (avi_130) | 88.66 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2024. | Max (maxhalo) | 88.65 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2025. | Adrian (apnestico) | 88.65 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 2026. | Ed (enormoused) | 88.62 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2027. | backspacechud (novacainr) | 88.62 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 2028. | Scan (scherzo) | 88.61 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2029. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 88.61 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2030. | Ronald (ron777) | 88.59 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
| 2031. | adf (pakemania) | 88.58 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
| 2032. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchuknow) | 88.58 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 2033. | swag (swagmaster881) | 88.55 | 94% | 2017-03-14 |
| 2034. | ynner (hiynnah) | 88.53 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |