I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16289. | Nick (salt__) | 70.26 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 16290. | Sam (brayingdonkey) | 70.25 | 96% | 2024-09-20 |
| 16291. | Ok Boomer (tortoiseturtle) | 70.25 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 16292. | Aidan (wokwokwok) | 70.25 | 89% | 2017-04-27 |
| 16293. | Naman (naman_vj) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 16294. | Franco (banco820) | 70.24 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 16295. | Abdollah (budy_certain) | 70.24 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 16296. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 70.24 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16297. | Michael (lastobelus) | 70.24 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 16298. | dav (dgal) | 70.24 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 16299. | Duy (duypham) | 70.24 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 16300. | bee (aliceisjesus) | 70.23 | 94% | 2020-11-07 |
| 16301. | Emmanuel (blaez_) | 70.23 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 16302. | John (johnykenny) | 70.23 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 16303. | HowToTypin9 (supergodnes) | 70.22 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 16304. | CM (ryscue) | 70.22 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 16305. | Mitch (mrmtech) | 70.21 | 94% | 2017-08-06 |
| 16306. | Chen (nyarlathoteppppp) | 70.21 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 16307. | Joakim (draghman) | 70.21 | 97% | 2019-10-26 |
| 16308. | Eli Van Stichelen (stichelman) | 70.20 | 96.2% | 2025-05-15 |
| 16309. | Jayson (jay_dud) | 70.20 | 95% | 2025-01-31 |
| 16310. | Speed is relative (hvan1998) | 70.20 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 16311. | Mohammed (md_islam) | 70.20 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
| 16312. | indian_lad365 (indian_lad365) | 70.19 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 16313. | above (abovebbbminus) | 70.19 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 16314. | Blocky (blockyblender) | 70.19 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 16315. | Garfo (lordjonh) | 70.19 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 16316. | Cessa (cessactdm) | 70.19 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 16317. | Anonymous (rewardinggrin) | 70.19 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 16318. | Aditya (aditya_2703) | 70.18 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |