Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2947. | Patrick (patricktr727) | 75.97 | 97% | 2018-12-23 |
| 2948. | Daniel (ganestalay) | 75.96 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 2949. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 75.90 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2950. | kirini (j1b1) | 75.90 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2951. | Milos (ilovebra) | 75.88 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
| 2952. | Ceramic (caleb_2000) | 75.84 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2953. | Ali (ali024) | 75.84 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2954. | Ronen (zeregg3nn) | 75.83 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2955. | Lazy (lazy_moon) | 75.81 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 2956. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 75.79 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 2957. | Montana (montanarose713) | 75.78 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2958. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 75.77 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 2959. | YS (stramba5) | 75.76 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2960. | max (guefi) | 75.75 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2961. | David (kugelblit) | 75.72 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2962. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 75.70 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2963. | Hero (zelvvz) | 75.68 | 96% | 2019-07-22 |
| 2964. | Michael (mrmango) | 75.68 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2965. | ReaperX (reaperx_g0d) | 75.68 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 2966. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 75.68 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 2967. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 75.68 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2968. | Isaac (isaac2001) | 75.67 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 2969. | Mary (mborr) | 75.66 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2970. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 75.66 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 2971. | jessica (holowaifu) | 75.65 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 2972. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 75.63 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 2973. | Antti (moottorisorsa) | 75.62 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2974. | iCry (icry) | 75.61 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2975. | Thomas (thomas70) | 75.59 | 99% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2976. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 75.58 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |