As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16488. | ngo duc (black_z_13) | 69.08 | 94% | 2016-06-24 |
16489. | Wony (hentalover69) | 69.08 | 95% | 2019-02-05 |
16490. | tysabe (tysabe) | 69.08 | 95% | 2016-10-17 |
16491. | Teddie (teddie37) | 69.07 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
16492. | Nick (caesiumtype) | 69.06 | 93% | 2015-04-13 |
16493. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 69.06 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
16494. | Vishal (vishalnehra) | 69.06 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
16495. | Bro (brosos) | 69.06 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
16496. | Paolo (oloapss) | 69.06 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
16497. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 69.06 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
16498. | Pat (james52) | 69.05 | 96% | 2016-05-16 |
16499. | Teun (typingthunder) | 69.05 | 94.6% | 2023-10-01 |
16500. | Robert (furyon700) | 69.05 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
16501. | Kang (kanghsi) | 69.05 | 94.2% | 2023-05-29 |
16502. | FleshEyes (lejitt) | 69.05 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
16503. | Cristi (sup3rfly) | 69.05 | 92% | 2017-02-09 |
16504. | Michael (mrmango) | 69.04 | 92% | 2015-07-16 |
16505. | Mai (napping_koala) | 69.04 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
16506. | Somting usful (somtin) | 69.03 | 94% | 2018-12-23 |
16507. | Ashton (luffy_san) | 69.03 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
16508. | javier (jf1442) | 69.03 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
16509. | CARLO (cjbal) | 69.03 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
16510. | Collin (cmart8) | 69.03 | 94% | 2016-05-17 |
16511. | Jay (jayhuang123) | 69.03 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
16512. | Lijin (lijinkurian) | 69.03 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
16513. | Elias (kinespuffen) | 69.02 | 95% | 2016-07-07 |
16514. | TwitBunny (twitbunny) | 69.02 | 96% | 2024-05-07 |
16515. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 69.02 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
16516. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 69.01 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
16517. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 69.01 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |