So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19371. | S (st_bertie) | 69.47 | 98% | 2015-02-20 |
| 19372. | fakaped (fakaped) | 69.47 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 19373. | Debz (crisfannum1) | 69.47 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 19374. | tuttle (tuttle) | 69.47 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 19375. | ViscoseTa (viscoseta) | 69.46 | 95% | 2023-05-22 |
| 19376. | Asif Qureshi (attractive) | 69.46 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 19377. | explorer (explorest) | 69.46 | 97% | 2016-10-28 |
| 19378. | sunil (udpsunil) | 69.46 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 19379. | Garrett (galexj9) | 69.46 | 95% | 2014-04-03 |
| 19380. | ⛈️ (xinan) | 69.46 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
| 19381. | James (james80401) | 69.46 | 96% | 2016-01-11 |
| 19382. | Lynn (baby_bench) | 69.46 | 98% | 2011-11-28 |
| 19383. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 69.46 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 19384. | Hendrik (hendrikb) | 69.45 | 94% | 2016-05-13 |
| 19385. | Sasha (sashamoisey) | 69.45 | 96% | 2011-06-30 |
| 19386. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 69.45 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
| 19387. | Sten (zixzy) | 69.44 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
| 19388. | Kevin (dsent) | 69.44 | 91% | 2013-01-30 |
| 19389. | Litheas (litheas) | 69.44 | 92% | 2017-04-19 |
| 19390. | Alexander (mrmandro) | 69.44 | 96% | 2021-02-14 |
| 19391. | Erik (erickano) | 69.44 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
| 19392. | Ericc (room_20four) | 69.44 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 19393. | matt (matte) | 69.44 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 19394. | Jeeni (jeeni) | 69.44 | 98% | 2012-12-24 |
| 19395. | Juan (archangel615) | 69.44 | 96% | 2014-03-22 |
| 19396. | Ole (olenord) | 69.43 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 19397. | the (rank1zen) | 69.43 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 19398. | Azure (turtlee) | 69.43 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
| 19399. | Work (worklife) | 69.43 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 19400. | Adam (thebadfish2) | 69.43 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |