I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14564. | Niko (refraction1) | 75.83 | 92% | 2015-10-25 |
| 14565. | Henry (clifford_types) | 75.83 | 96% | 2019-07-01 |
| 14566. | Twis (twis23) | 75.82 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 14567. | Chris (chrislh221) | 75.82 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 14568. | Yoci (yociee) | 75.82 | 97% | 2016-10-04 |
| 14569. | JJ (jj111) | 75.82 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
| 14570. | Dusple (dusple) | 75.81 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14571. | racercar (noraeintotre) | 75.81 | 90% | 2016-05-22 |
| 14572. | Orca (diggory) | 75.80 | 98% | 2024-04-09 |
| 14573. | Cuong (qt1003) | 75.80 | 96.1% | 2025-01-10 |
| 14574. | Ryan (rspalmz) | 75.80 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 14575. | Bagle (bagle) | 75.80 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14576. | Sean (seantronathon) | 75.80 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
| 14577. | Adrian (fastertypers) | 75.79 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 14578. | William (fiendchain) | 75.79 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 14579. | Khang (hophopkangaroo) | 75.79 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 14580. | itsmin (itsminbin) | 75.78 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 14581. | Dat (datboidoe) | 75.78 | 90% | 2017-01-15 |
| 14582. | Lemon (mrlemon) | 75.78 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 14583. | Jordan (invictusj) | 75.78 | 96.8% | 2024-07-15 |
| 14584. | Raging (ragingthunder) | 75.78 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
| 14585. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 75.78 | 90% | 2015-12-19 |
| 14586. | SD96 (sd96) | 75.77 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 14587. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 75.77 | 99% | 2020-02-24 |
| 14588. | Gabriel (warbros123) | 75.77 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 14589. | J (xiji) | 75.77 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14590. | winter (winterruwu) | 75.77 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14591. | Mapko (buffi) | 75.77 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 14592. | Yash (yashness) | 75.77 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 14593. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 75.77 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |