The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7671. | yourmom (jojo_garnet) | 92.73 | 99% | 2025-03-17 |
| 7672. | Al (ragnaroksedge) | 92.73 | 99% | 2018-05-20 |
| 7673. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 92.73 | 96% | 2016-05-22 |
| 7674. | Andy (bot_begone) | 92.73 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 7675. | SinB (rwgey) | 92.73 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 7676. | clive_pringle (clive_pringle) | 92.72 | 97% | 2024-10-28 |
| 7677. | Bubblarz (bubblarz) | 92.72 | 96% | 2019-11-23 |
| 7678. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 92.71 | 97.6% | 2024-01-27 |
| 7679. | Gordon (gordon_ramsay) | 92.71 | 99% | 2022-04-07 |
| 7680. | Frog (supersugoi) | 92.71 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 7681. | izzie (izziebat) | 92.70 | 98% | 2024-08-28 |
| 7682. | Lasse (geeks) | 92.70 | 98% | 2012-11-02 |
| 7683. | YAS62kbdfans5 (ksydry6) | 92.70 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 7684. | Iffeffo20 (dobichie) | 92.70 | 98% | 2024-08-10 |
| 7685. | Phan (phan2009) | 92.70 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 7686. | Myxa (47mike47) | 92.70 | 97% | 2013-06-01 |
| 7687. | WrongWorld (murdergeneration) | 92.69 | 95.5% | 2025-04-29 |
| 7688. | Rachel (rachel85881) | 92.69 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 7689. | Dylan (dmittauer) | 92.69 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 7690. | Virus (heseutia) | 92.69 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 7691. | mrlago (mrlago) | 92.69 | 99% | 2017-12-15 |
| 7692. | Ginso (ginsophd) | 92.68 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 7693. | imtdk (imtdk) | 92.68 | 99% | 2022-08-11 |
| 7694. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 92.68 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 7695. | Shaun (chiasmuster) | 92.68 | 91% | 2015-03-20 |
| 7696. | Eli (elithesped) | 92.67 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 7697. | babo (beedobooba) | 92.67 | 97.7% | 2023-12-09 |
| 7698. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 92.67 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7699. | Joey (joeymichaud) | 92.67 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 7700. | Spencer (dispencer0923) | 92.66 | 97% | 2024-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |