Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1840. | Kyle (crankyllama) | 87.57 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1841. | Ita (ita17) | 87.54 | 99% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1842. | Yo (azurewinter) | 87.54 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1843. | Palqa (palqar) | 87.53 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1844. | William (willmart16) | 87.53 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1845. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 87.53 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 1846. | Alexander (olekpark) | 87.53 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1847. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 87.51 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 1848. | Shahzaingun (shahzaingun) | 87.50 | 97% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1849. | Matt (caveman418) | 87.49 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1850. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 87.47 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 1851. | Tommy (tomcrott) | 87.44 | 94% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1852. | Shiney (shineyy) | 87.41 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 1853. | Samuel (sambg) | 87.41 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 1854. | w (wisatong) | 87.41 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1855. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 87.41 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1856. | mrlago (mrlago) | 87.39 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 1857. | Grace (gnep) | 87.39 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1858. | Michelle (meechii) | 87.39 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1859. | M (nazarene7) | 87.36 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1860. | Sander (sanderv3) | 87.35 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1861. | Typer (typerdot) | 87.35 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 1862. | sebastian (seba5938) | 87.34 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 1863. | BroCk (playazdiablo) | 87.33 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 1864. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 87.32 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 1865. | zhou (zyuhang255) | 87.32 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1866. | Bang (dbgt0008) | 87.31 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1867. | Gavin (gavincaro21) | 87.29 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1868. | Iruel Victor (boodirks) | 87.26 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 1869. | Alvaro (alvarob) | 87.24 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |