The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6626. | davidbird764 (davidbird764) | 97.45 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 6627. | Adhi (osolemio) | 97.45 | 97% | 2014-03-06 |
| 6628. | Dan (danmerriman) | 97.45 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 6629. | Carson (carsonpomeroy) | 97.44 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 6630. | León (lr610) | 97.44 | 95% | 2017-05-28 |
| 6631. | Cooper (gainczak) | 97.43 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 6632. | tstats[drwsmnlpg97] (drwsmn... | 97.43 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 6633. | Jacek (axee) | 97.43 | 100% | 2022-12-19 |
| 6634. | DETON (sein) | 97.43 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 6635. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 97.42 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 6636. | Stephan (stephyasser) | 97.42 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 6637. | Matthew (teslademon) | 97.42 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 6638. | Sekula (sekula) | 97.42 | 97.1% | 2023-10-14 |
| 6639. | Drake (sayonarasan) | 97.41 | 92% | 2015-09-21 |
| 6640. | Nathanael (samuraipizzacat29) | 97.41 | 97% | 2012-06-28 |
| 6641. | Amber (arussell22) | 97.41 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 6642. | mrlago (mrlago) | 97.40 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 6643. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 97.40 | 99% | 2021-06-25 |
| 6644. | Andrew (taroth) | 97.40 | 96% | 2015-04-01 |
| 6645. | kariem (unplugged) | 97.40 | 91% | 2011-07-22 |
| 6646. | Jan (janmkraemer) | 97.40 | 97% | 2013-06-22 |
| 6647. | e (eeethan) | 97.39 | 99% | 2021-07-03 |
| 6648. | Me (something_s) | 97.39 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 6649. | Lenny (lshulgin) | 97.39 | 93% | 2014-05-26 |
| 6650. | To (saironj) | 97.39 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 6651. | エリカ (erzas) | 97.39 | 98% | 2013-02-18 |
| 6652. | cereal (cerealloser) | 97.38 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 6653. | Fergus (datwulf) | 97.38 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
| 6654. | Fizzman (mintyballs) | 97.38 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 6655. | Ucheely (ucheely) | 97.38 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |