Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2977. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 69.52 | 96% | 2018-08-26 |
| 2978. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 69.50 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 2979. | fthe (fthe) | 69.50 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2980. | BananaPie1254TN (bananapie1... | 69.50 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2981. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 69.50 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| 2982. | Wenny (wenny_) | 69.50 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
| 2983. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 69.49 | 93% | 2020-02-18 |
| 2984. | Taser (taser) | 69.49 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 2985. | Kazer (kazer02) | 69.49 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 2986. | Matt (206131) | 69.46 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2987. | Hannah (hannahjoyjoy) | 69.44 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2988. | Ripx (ripx) | 69.44 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 2989. | Karina (kflorez18) | 69.41 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2990. | Keen (commander_keen) | 69.40 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2991. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 69.40 | 95% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2992. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 69.39 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 2993. | Kyle (mrkylee) | 69.37 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 2994. | Szuyu (szlee118) | 69.36 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2995. | Thang (thangvu7) | 69.36 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 2996. | Hasen (hasen) | 69.36 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 2997. | Dovi (imacat) | 69.35 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 2998. | LOVE (love334) | 69.33 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
| 2999. | Carl (cadrian2018) | 69.31 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3000. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 69.31 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 3001. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 69.30 | 95% | 2017-12-22 |
| 3002. | lex (lexzaid) | 69.29 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3003. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 69.29 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 3004. | Maliha (mnusrat) | 69.28 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 3005. | archu's anna (lord_kapildev... | 69.28 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 3006. | _les_ (_les_) | 69.27 | 100% | 2017-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |