And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12499. | Will (hjker) | 92.70 | 93% | 2015-03-28 |
| 12500. | Jack (jackholl) | 92.70 | 93% | 2013-12-12 |
| 12501. | cabrenna (cabrenna) | 92.69 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
| 12502. | Matthew (swanson71) | 92.69 | 93% | 2015-02-06 |
| 12503. | headaches (headaches) | 92.69 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
| 12504. | Jay Ronald (jay_ronald33) | 92.69 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 12505. | vakilral (vakilral) | 92.69 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12506. | Willard (pvtlink) | 92.69 | 93% | 2015-05-30 |
| 12507. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 92.68 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 12508. | benz (randomguy6666) | 92.68 | 97.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12509. | Chris (pr1m3) | 92.68 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 12510. | Amanda (mandy31182) | 92.68 | 99% | 2014-01-03 |
| 12511. | G (gloria_tiger) | 92.67 | 93% | 2012-12-31 |
| 12512. | Mike (tipadis69) | 92.67 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12513. | Eskooty (eskooty) | 92.67 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 12514. | Jon (jonpwn1) | 92.67 | 94% | 2013-11-12 |
| 12515. | Jonathan (jonoz0r) | 92.66 | 95% | 2017-07-01 |
| 12516. | Chris (___chris) | 92.66 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
| 12517. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 92.66 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 12518. | sarai (yuki3721) | 92.66 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 12519. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 92.66 | 98% | 2014-04-29 |
| 12520. | Kyle (mrkylee) | 92.66 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 12521. | Herman (hermantam) | 92.66 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 12522. | Uri (laor55) | 92.66 | 98% | 2013-02-26 |
| 12523. | Algorosk (incestcorn) | 92.65 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12524. | Lelouch (lelouchlamperouge) | 92.65 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 12525. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 92.65 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 12526. | Loz (lactoseloz) | 92.65 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
| 12527. | Miguel (steelers13) | 92.65 | 95% | 2012-04-02 |
| 12528. | Colten (appathajuggalo) | 92.65 | 97% | 2012-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |