So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12192. | Joshua (f0x0nfire) | 81.46 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 12193. | Jose (josethomas) | 81.45 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 12194. | Alejandro (alejohruz) | 81.45 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 12195. | Aditya (adityapatel103) | 81.45 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 12196. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 81.45 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 12197. | Aiden (old_bandaid) | 81.45 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 12198. | Seany (seanta8) | 81.45 | 92% | 2014-01-03 |
| 12199. | Chase (nootnamed) | 81.44 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
| 12200. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 81.44 | 98.5% | 2023-11-01 |
| 12201. | Pepperoni (pepperoni1171) | 81.44 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 12202. | Jake (chipleski) | 81.44 | 95% | 2016-07-26 |
| 12203. | Emrah (emrah_cankaya_) | 81.44 | 93% | 2013-11-27 |
| 12204. | Nitin (nitin_tj) | 81.44 | 98% | 2014-06-07 |
| 12205. | alex (gumbyy) | 81.43 | 95% | 2014-07-02 |
| 12206. | Marcus (dvrax) | 81.43 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12207. | Gregory (azndota) | 81.43 | 100% | 2017-06-10 |
| 12208. | Benji (kodaceleste) | 81.42 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 12209. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 81.42 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 12210. | mj (keziah) | 81.42 | 95% | 2013-07-18 |
| 12211. | Joshua (mrjoshy) | 81.42 | 94% | 2014-03-11 |
| 12212. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 81.42 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12213. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 81.42 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 12214. | Jessica (jess_please) | 81.42 | 94% | 2014-11-09 |
| 12215. | Gwendolyn (gwendolyndolyn) | 81.42 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 12216. | Evan (__evab__) | 81.41 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 12217. | joe (jnutttzzz) | 81.40 | 98% | 2016-08-11 |
| 12218. | Andrew (gremlinbaby) | 81.40 | 100% | 2019-02-07 |
| 12219. | Aufar (dancinggrass) | 81.40 | 93% | 2012-03-02 |
| 12220. | Harry (g0len) | 81.39 | 96.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12221. | 2XKO WAITING ROOM (bloodyra... | 81.39 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |