So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12899. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 80.06 | 95.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 12900. | Clod (clodus) | 80.06 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 12901. | Starkidddd (starkidddd) | 80.06 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 12902. | Sabrina (sk_nooyen) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12903. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 80.06 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 12904. | Judd (guyonthecouch790) | 80.06 | 89% | 2016-08-03 |
| 12905. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 80.06 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12906. | Thien (thiennnt2021) | 80.06 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12907. | Mary (frailmary) | 80.06 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 12908. | Stephen (severet) | 80.06 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 12909. | Dilli se Hu BC !! (jaibhole) | 80.06 | 96% | 2017-08-01 |
| 12910. | Ryan (ramblinreck) | 80.06 | 92% | 2015-11-24 |
| 12911. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 80.06 | 99% | 2016-01-02 |
| 12912. | Michael (pioverlord) | 80.05 | 94% | 2018-09-13 |
| 12913. | KPT (kurruption) | 80.05 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 12914. | autumn (honeycocaine) | 80.05 | 92% | 2017-04-09 |
| 12915. | pya (pyadawg) | 80.04 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 12916. | ATA (ataxia) | 80.04 | 92% | 2016-09-25 |
| 12917. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 80.04 | 98% | 2023-06-10 |
| 12918. | Ioannis Karkanias (karkas) | 80.04 | 94% | 2012-10-11 |
| 12919. | Jesse (mrjesse) | 80.04 | 98% | 2014-01-03 |
| 12920. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 80.04 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 12921. | (facehunt) | 80.04 | 93% | 2017-01-17 |
| 12922. | James (justjames) | 80.03 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 12923. | buzzard (dudzz) | 80.03 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12924. | jim (jimbosenior) | 80.03 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12925. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 80.03 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 12926. | Volxage (volxage) | 80.03 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 12927. | Matthew (matx23) | 80.03 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 12928. | Eleh (eleh) | 80.03 | 94% | 2014-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |