The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8906. | Zach (fearxthis) | 91.55 | 89% | 2015-11-02 |
| 8907. | BELIEVE-GOD (debss) | 91.55 | 94% | 2013-10-26 |
| 8908. | Ceri (ceriser) | 91.55 | 95% | 2014-09-03 |
| 8909. | Endygo (cherjaco) | 91.54 | 98% | 2017-04-07 |
| 8910. | player (writer35) | 91.54 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 8911. | Sureka (hs29590) | 91.54 | 92% | 2015-03-19 |
| 8912. | Alex (snowmen777) | 91.54 | 98% | 2014-07-07 |
| 8913. | F (veneda24) | 91.54 | 87% | 2017-01-19 |
| 8914. | Meatball (meatball) | 91.54 | — | 2009-05-23 |
| 8915. | Todd (toddey65) | 91.53 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8916. | Marc (marcjuh) | 91.53 | 96% | 2013-05-05 |
| 8917. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 91.53 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8918. | Albs (albuseinstein) | 91.52 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 8919. | Kailan (kailan) | 91.52 | 97% | 2013-05-16 |
| 8920. | Kevan (kevan) | 91.52 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 8921. | Praveen (kprav33n) | 91.52 | 98% | 2014-05-15 |
| 8922. | Trevor (beckhams) | 91.51 | 97% | 2015-09-11 |
| 8923. | Miguel (mremperus) | 91.51 | 89% | 2012-02-23 |
| 8924. | Alex. (forger) | 91.51 | 96% | 2014-06-26 |
| 8925. | Jett (jettaemin) | 91.50 | 95% | 2015-12-08 |
| 8926. | Chris (stone500) | 91.50 | 99% | 2013-02-28 |
| 8927. | Sarah (sirbubbydeloncre) | 91.50 | 92% | 2013-06-14 |
| 8928. | (6kg_rat) | 91.49 | 96.8% | 2023-08-23 |
| 8929. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 91.49 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8930. | Warren (berkshire) | 91.49 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 8931. | Somebody (somebody) | 91.49 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 8932. | Xul (xul1) | 91.49 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 8933. | Alan (bluewizzy) | 91.49 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 8934. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 91.48 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 8935. | Sid (pokecrater1) | 91.48 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |