I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9074. | Tanner (eubie) | 88.96 | 97% | 2024-02-04 |
| 9075. | Carlos (carloscalla) | 88.96 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9076. | Moon (albertasdude) | 88.95 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9077. | Liam (bonkatronk) | 88.94 | 99% | 2022-08-07 |
| 9078. | Kalo (kalo) | 88.94 | 95% | 2015-06-21 |
| 9079. | Neil (pipped) | 88.93 | 98.7% | 2024-06-04 |
| 9080. | Sabari (sabari314) | 88.92 | 98.5% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9081. | 575depression (maxdotcom) | 88.92 | 94.9% | 2024-11-18 |
| 9082. | mn (cuimeilin) | 88.92 | 95% | 2018-10-28 |
| 9083. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 88.92 | 93% | 2015-09-21 |
| 9084. | Abizer (abizern) | 88.92 | 97.8% | 2024-06-26 |
| 9085. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 88.92 | 99% | 2019-03-26 |
| 9086. | Keibro (darkman664) | 88.91 | 98% | 2025-06-27 |
| 9087. | arcadiuz (arcadiuz) | 88.91 | 97% | 2024-09-24 |
| 9088. | Anton (nitergen) | 88.91 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 9089. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 88.91 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9090. | (op4steve) | 88.90 | 97.7% | 2024-01-27 |
| 9091. | Azurity (azurence) | 88.90 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9092. | prox (proxisos) | 88.90 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 9093. | McKee (mckee) | 88.90 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
| 9094. | Marc (mreading) | 88.90 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 9095. | Antonio (balusus96) | 88.89 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 9096. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 88.89 | 97% | 2017-04-16 |
| 9097. | Stacey (hakushi) | 88.88 | 91% | 2016-03-07 |
| 9098. | Neil (neilborde) | 88.88 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 9099. | Zoe (zoeerp) | 88.87 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 9100. | Jeffrey (jeffyee12122) | 88.87 | 98.5% | 2025-02-17 |
| 9101. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 88.87 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 9102. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 88.87 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 9103. | Baz (bazzykrunkz) | 88.87 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |