So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33303. | Ali... (shaanaaki) | 46.09 | 94% | 2016-03-18 |
| 33304. | Nasos (nasos2311) | 46.08 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 33305. | Ahmed (horus159) | 46.08 | 93% | 2013-04-15 |
| 33306. | Rich (r1ch) | 46.08 | 92% | 2014-03-18 |
| 33307. | Nguyen (nguyencong) | 46.07 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 33308. | Kumar Charan (mr_kc) | 46.06 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 33309. | shahil (fire_brigade) | 46.06 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 33310. | CHW (pfivyfish) | 46.06 | 92% | 2016-02-23 |
| 33311. | Tzu (rute) | 46.06 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 33312. | Foot (dylanechan) | 46.05 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 33313. | Gwenyth (gwenythcook) | 46.05 | 92% | 2014-11-11 |
| 33314. | Dan (smallfry) | 46.05 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 33315. | Gevashkar (gevashkar) | 46.04 | 91% | 2017-05-20 |
| 33316. | Orka (orka) | 46.04 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 33317. | daniel (danslo) | 46.04 | 94% | 2019-08-16 |
| 33318. | Cecilia (lenzcecilia) | 46.04 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 33319. | Rajnish (suraj_10) | 46.03 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 33320. | Sidon (mrdinosaur) | 46.03 | 94% | 2023-04-29 |
| 33321. | M (bravoecho) | 46.03 | 96% | 2012-03-02 |
| 33322. | Adam (sodar) | 46.02 | 96% | 2020-05-11 |
| 33323. | jimmy (liketheflower) | 46.02 | 94% | 2020-07-27 |
| 33324. | Kirubel (kirubelt) | 46.02 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 33325. | Will (urbanmist) | 46.01 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
| 33326. | Mich2700 (mich2700) | 46.01 | 84% | 2014-08-19 |
| 33327. | Harley (tart19) | 46.01 | 88% | 2011-07-23 |
| 33328. | jitu (jeet786) | 46.01 | 98% | 2011-11-28 |
| 33329. | curtis (elijohnson) | 46.01 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 33330. | uch (uch123) | 46.00 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 33331. | Shark Tan (vantan2705) | 46.00 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 33332. | Sivaramakrishnan (sivaramak... | 46.00 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |