So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28907. | Simon (simonisfishy) | 54.44 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
| 28908. | Elliot (elliot_cooper) | 54.44 | 94% | 2022-03-10 |
| 28909. | Michael (m1ch4el) | 54.44 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 28910. | Karnouk (karnouk) | 54.44 | 95% | 2016-08-14 |
| 28911. | H (pantsworth) | 54.44 | 98% | 2013-04-09 |
| 28912. | merkecar000 (merkecar000) | 54.44 | 87% | 2012-06-09 |
| 28913. | sofi (madisofian) | 54.43 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 28914. | Perdix (perdix) | 54.43 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 28915. | Andrew (abreeson) | 54.43 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 28916. | dylan (dylan27) | 54.43 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 28917. | Yu Min (davidyumin) | 54.43 | 91% | 2016-04-17 |
| 28918. | casfrank (casfrank) | 54.43 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 28919. | Brendan (concice) | 54.42 | 93% | 2022-12-29 |
| 28920. | mrWade (mrwade) | 54.42 | 94% | 2016-01-16 |
| 28921. | Jan (malformed) | 54.42 | 88% | 2015-04-18 |
| 28922. | Felipe (saywut) | 54.42 | 95% | 2012-04-21 |
| 28923. | Kshitij (kshitij21) | 54.41 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 28924. | Shantanu (wckd1) | 54.41 | 95% | 2023-02-23 |
| 28925. | Noah (mrcrazytrainx) | 54.41 | 92% | 2018-10-02 |
| 28926. | Tony (titobolito) | 54.40 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 28927. | np80658 (np80658) | 54.40 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 28928. | Leo (ganlinqian) | 54.40 | 94% | 2014-11-29 |
| 28929. | (spuiphone) | 54.40 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 28930. | powerful (powerful730) | 54.39 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 28931. | Rick Firestone (rick_firest... | 54.39 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 28932. | Ram Pareek (therampareek) | 54.39 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 28933. | Choon (mr_krab) | 54.39 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 28934. | Sathariddhi (rethat) | 54.39 | 91% | 2011-09-14 |
| 28935. | Erwin (erwin_da_silva) | 54.39 | 97% | 2012-03-08 |
| 28936. | al (aleksus) | 54.39 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |