So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25534. | ⊂(▀¯▀⊂) (trieudung... | 60.02 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 25535. | Landlord (landloord) | 60.02 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 25536. | tstats[baekon3] (baekon3) | 60.02 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 25537. | Andy (q_wer_t) | 60.02 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 25538. | 🏎️Ziad (ziad_hamdy) | 60.02 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 25539. | Cassi (slowerthanmolasses) | 60.02 | 95% | 2022-08-02 |
| 25540. | Anmol (anmolgup) | 60.02 | 96% | 2020-05-05 |
| 25541. | hai (ooringoo) | 60.02 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 25542. | terry (terrythaibao) | 60.02 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 25543. | Vova (senya) | 60.02 | 95% | 2011-12-16 |
| 25544. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 60.01 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 25545. | Duarte (nayd) | 60.01 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 25546. | Elaine (elaine_seng666) | 60.01 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 25547. | gaco vu (gaco1089) | 60.01 | 98% | 2015-11-02 |
| 25548. | Vander (vanderkhoe) | 60.01 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
| 25549. | Lizzie (lizzie731996) | 60.01 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 25550. | Christian (ernsthippe) | 60.00 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 25551. | Kokichi (kokichiouman) | 60.00 | 93% | 2020-08-30 |
| 25552. | G (mrconductor) | 60.00 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 25553. | Alexander (alexanderbutcheeks) | 59.99 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 25554. | kashif (1122kashif) | 59.99 | 97% | 2015-06-01 |
| 25555. | Agent (jterzian2) | 59.99 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 25556. | Tinh (tinhnguyen) | 59.99 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 25557. | mort (mort96) | 59.99 | 92% | 2013-12-25 |
| 25558. | sabbir (leoshabr) | 59.99 | 94% | 2013-07-18 |
| 25559. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 59.98 | 93% | 2021-12-02 |
| 25560. | jhollister (jhollister) | 59.98 | 94% | 2015-08-11 |
| 25561. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 59.98 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 25562. | akki_07 (gojousatoru) | 59.98 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
| 25563. | GreatKing (greatking) | 59.98 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |