Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 828. | Dovi (dovi1337) | 98.44 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 829. | Brad (thaboggla) | 98.39 | 100% | 2019-06-23 |
| 830. | Sam (scoutamis123) | 98.37 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 831. | Leon (bluesunset) | 98.37 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 832. | Frank (frankxu) | 98.36 | 99% | 2019-02-17 |
| 833. | Ken (yetiowin) | 98.33 | 98% | 2019-12-31 |
| 834. | Zox (zoxide) | 98.28 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 835. | Edwin (edwin217) | 98.27 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 836. | Bob (deinosor) | 98.26 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 837. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 98.26 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 838. | Kyle (kryllex) | 98.24 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 839. | Nagromancer (nagromicous) | 98.23 | 99% | 2020-05-09 |
| 840. | thegametwok (thegametwok) | 98.23 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 841. | Emmett (silaada) | 98.23 | 99% | 2018-11-20 |
| 842. | DoomLlama (doomllama) | 98.16 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 843. | Cows (ushidono) | 98.10 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 844. | Cizzo (mrcizzo) | 98.09 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 845. | Jesse (jwdavistx) | 98.03 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 846. | R (rhinousc) | 98.01 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 847. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 98.01 | 99% | 2019-12-29 |
| 848. | Devine (devine13) | 98.00 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 849. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 97.99 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 850. | benben (20iq) | 97.98 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 851. | Cool (mrcoolguy69) | 97.98 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 852. | SkyKing (big_tyrone) | 97.98 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 853. | Vern (vernsouthwick) | 97.94 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 854. | Jon (jonsport) | 97.78 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 855. | patrica (shialbf) | 97.78 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 856. | Morris (h0nny) | 97.74 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 857. | Matthew (brookskelly) | 97.69 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |