So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5719. | hoang viet (waniku) | 96.33 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
5720. | CHIEN (chient) | 96.33 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
5721. | Vera (veong) | 96.32 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
5722. | g (georgetianke) | 96.32 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
5723. | simon (simon1419) | 96.32 | 93% | 2012-01-26 |
5724. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
5725. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 96.30 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
5726. | olii (edz0r) | 96.29 | 96% | 2014-10-08 |
5727. | FrostyYerin (frostyyerin) | 96.28 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
5728. | Peron (horsenot) | 96.28 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
5729. | I (willsvikki) | 96.28 | — | 2011-02-09 |
5730. | Dave (ousooner) | 96.28 | — | 2008-12-12 |
5731. | Ed (eoyama) | 96.27 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
5732. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 96.27 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
5733. | Sophia (sophiasharif) | 96.27 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
5734. | Robert (vacker) | 96.27 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
5735. | MrChu (mrchu) | 96.26 | 97% | 2012-06-13 |
5736. | Jonathan (jgilchrist) | 96.26 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
5737. | Ankur (ankurdave) | 96.26 | 98% | 2012-12-09 |
5738. | Stephen (brenns10) | 96.26 | 97% | 2014-09-19 |
5739. | Adam (thespot84) | 96.26 | — | 2010-04-05 |
5740. | journeyed (journeyed) | 96.26 | — | 2010-08-13 |
5741. | David (davidgreniercolemak) | 96.26 | 99% | 2015-06-24 |
5742. | Crestudo (kirethetyper) | 96.25 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
5743. | Home Alone 2 (homealone2) | 96.25 | — | 2010-05-20 |
5744. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 96.25 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
5745. | Ai (aibah) | 96.24 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
5746. | Jun (junbug85) | 96.24 | — | 2009-02-11 |
5747. | tonberrysc (ramenandeggs) | 96.24 | 94% | 2013-11-27 |
5748. | Jason (epiking) | 96.24 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |