I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4980. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 105.36 | 97.3% | 2024-04-29 |
| 4981. | oreo (e00d) | 105.35 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 4982. | Jen (jen_23) | 105.35 | 100% | 2021-03-03 |
| 4983. | Sam (special_cookie) | 105.34 | 99.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 4984. | Jonah (jonahahahahah) | 105.32 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 4985. | James (karonar) | 105.32 | 100% | 2019-03-30 |
| 4986. | anya (eurasiangf) | 105.31 | 99% | 2022-10-04 |
| 4987. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 105.31 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 4988. | Warren (warlover94) | 105.30 | 100% | 2021-02-18 |
| 4989. | WillieFapps (williefapps) | 105.29 | 99% | 2024-06-16 |
| 4990. | ctlaltdefeat (ctlaltdefeat) | 105.29 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 4991. | Victor (hueylouisnonews) | 105.29 | 99.4% | 2024-12-05 |
| 4992. | Ankur (ankurgoel) | 105.29 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 4993. | Adam (bsplit) | 105.28 | 99% | 2020-07-18 |
| 4994. | Jo (noone21) | 105.27 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 4995. | a (abg2002) | 105.27 | 99% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4996. | Ronalds (mrbonis) | 105.26 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 4997. | 7777 😂 (frozenbagsmelting) | 105.26 | 98.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 4998. | lexyum (lexyum) | 105.26 | 97% | 2017-05-09 |
| 4999. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 105.26 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 5000. | Haydar (haydarfakhoury) | 105.25 | 98.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 5001. | ahmad (reasonistian) | 105.25 | 99% | 2020-05-08 |
| 5002. | Naufal (naufalputrap) | 105.25 | 99% | 2018-04-20 |
| 5003. | Arlen (greantee) | 105.25 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
| 5004. | Anthony (murlockholmes) | 105.23 | 100% | 2019-01-08 |
| 5005. | Alvin (forcetyper) | 105.22 | 98.2% | 2023-11-25 |
| 5006. | vqh (vqhs) | 105.22 | 97.2% | 2024-04-06 |
| 5007. | Typinator (candymn3) | 105.20 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5008. | J (hawkmanxp) | 105.19 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| 5009. | Kerpopplenaut (kerpopplenaut) | 105.17 | 99% | 2024-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |