As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23939. | Steph (hatorihanzo) | 50.31 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 23940. | Martin (maniacal_martin) | 50.31 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 23941. | Toby (tobiasharry) | 50.31 | 86% | 2017-02-09 |
| 23942. | Tüpnük (tupnuk_piki) | 50.30 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 23943. | jiji (jiji123) | 50.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 23944. | Pigeon (knipo) | 50.30 | 94.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23945. | Yerke (middle_asia) | 50.30 | 88% | 2017-04-08 |
| 23946. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 50.30 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
| 23947. | Kaden (lifeshappy) | 50.29 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 23948. | CManyDinosaur (manydinosaur) | 50.28 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 23949. | Joao (joaomendonca) | 50.28 | 99% | 2020-11-05 |
| 23950. | Learning Colemak (wipyflow) | 50.27 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 23951. | Gary (daredevil1962) | 50.27 | 97.8% | 2023-06-01 |
| 23952. | Jean (naisha04) | 50.27 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 23953. | Mutta (rcprem) | 50.27 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 23954. | Marc (german8ter) | 50.27 | 90% | 2016-04-22 |
| 23955. | Chris (chriscole21) | 50.26 | 95% | 2018-09-13 |
| 23956. | zarjuna (zarjuna96) | 50.26 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 23957. | BathTime (daddysbathtime) | 50.26 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 23958. | Kimberlysu (kimsue1013) | 50.26 | 80% | 2016-05-11 |
| 23959. | shashank (shashank3900) | 50.26 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
| 23960. | Mr (mr_quick) | 50.26 | 95% | 2017-04-26 |
| 23961. | private (awwi) | 50.25 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 23962. | Tsunami (bmo12) | 50.25 | 94% | 2021-09-07 |
| 23963. | jimmy (zojim) | 50.24 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 23964. | Sususoda (sususoda) | 50.23 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| 23965. | Oussama (flamingoscock) | 50.23 | 93% | 2021-03-01 |
| 23966. | Binod (binodmx) | 50.23 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 23967. | Stefan (stefanmielke) | 50.23 | 95.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 23968. | so (sothea99) | 50.23 | 94% | 2022-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |