Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3435. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 73.42 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 3436. | brian (brianlouis27) | 73.42 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 3437. | Lane (asdfedffd) | 73.41 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 3438. | Oleksii (leshapotato) | 73.41 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3439. | farzan (farzanhges) | 73.41 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 3440. | (kloodah) | 73.39 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 3441. | Madelyn (madherc) | 73.38 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3442. | Prabhu (prabhusengal) | 73.38 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
| 3443. | Cosmicpengy (cosmicpengy) | 73.38 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3444. | Tricarbonate (theo2056) | 73.38 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3445. | Konstantinos (konstantop) | 73.37 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3446. | Dakoth (sangalawa) | 73.37 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 3447. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 73.37 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 3448. | HyperTyper (hyper__typer) | 73.36 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 3449. | (tulasaeueng) | 73.36 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 3450. | Hao (codh) | 73.36 | 99% | 2019-07-20 |
| 3451. | Joël (mr_jacket_potato) | 73.34 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| 3452. | pablo (pablocordova) | 73.33 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 3453. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 73.33 | 95% | 2019-12-09 |
| 3454. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 73.33 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3455. | gost (akasyh) | 73.32 | 95% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3456. | Max (thebigoddone) | 73.32 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3457. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 73.31 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 3458. | Sacagawea (thesacagawea) | 73.30 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 3459. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 73.29 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 3460. | Johan (keymaster10) | 73.28 | 95% | 2017-07-25 |
| 3461. | 🐌 (adas291) | 73.26 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3462. | GOYARD (goyard) | 73.26 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
| 3463. | Oggers (oggers) | 73.26 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 3464. | Abasar (abasar) | 73.25 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |