I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32012. | Francesca (sydeti) | 49.29 | 95% | 2013-08-15 |
| 32013. | H (pantsworth) | 49.29 | 98% | 2015-10-05 |
| 32014. | sp1cyl1ght (sp1cyl1ght) | 49.28 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 32015. | Rudi (degoractus) | 49.28 | 93% | 2022-03-03 |
| 32016. | Jeremy (hauntingshock) | 49.28 | 94% | 2022-11-29 |
| 32017. | Thomas (clonebaby) | 49.28 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 32018. | orca_stelov (howdy) | 49.28 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 32019. | kasper (simpleasy) | 49.28 | — | 2009-06-14 |
| 32020. | rmn (rmnisraili) | 49.28 | 96% | 2016-02-08 |
| 32021. | Michel (mixaxim@yandex.ru) | 49.28 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 32022. | Constantinos (constantinos) | 49.28 | 91% | 2016-04-23 |
| 32023. | Bé bỏng (be_bong) | 49.28 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 32024. | Jaffe (zekuroneko) | 49.27 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 32025. | I lost (lxtxmx1) | 49.27 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 32026. | Minh (vvkhongminhvv) | 49.27 | 92% | 2011-07-22 |
| 32027. | Ilya (iliya) | 49.27 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 32028. | Perry (winterzero) | 49.26 | 91% | 2014-07-07 |
| 32029. | Vivek (vkpunique) | 49.26 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 32030. | Yeshua (mr_inconsistent88) | 49.26 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 32031. | TA (changmin) | 49.26 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 32032. | audrey (odree) | 49.26 | 92% | 2016-10-07 |
| 32033. | Parker (romadhan) | 49.26 | 94% | 2018-09-17 |
| 32034. | mizanur (mizanur) | 49.26 | 94% | 2018-10-03 |
| 32035. | KrB (kkrrbb) | 49.25 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 32036. | Ashutosh (accesss_denied) | 49.25 | 94% | 2020-09-08 |
| 32037. | dmitry (earths) | 49.25 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 32038. | yuts (yts1999) | 49.25 | 87% | 2016-05-28 |
| 32039. | Petro (petrut) | 49.24 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 32040. | Michael (mikepl1999) | 49.24 | 92.8% | 2023-09-15 |
| 32041. | ABAKRIM (abakim_itachi) | 49.24 | 93% | 2022-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |