As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16889. | Eli Van Stichelen (stichelman) | 68.57 | 96% | 2025-05-30 |
| 16890. | christian Nielsen (altenow) | 68.57 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16891. | CLINT (jonnyclint) | 68.57 | 95% | 2018-01-29 |
| 16892. | Jonah (jonahswann20) | 68.57 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 16893. | Thomas (tbuonocore) | 68.56 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 16894. | Joven (n2015122) | 68.56 | 96.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 16895. | Typing (typingsikh) | 68.56 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16896. | Sakti (sakti) | 68.56 | 92% | 2015-05-24 |
| 16897. | Harold (sofedeas) | 68.56 | 89% | 2016-10-01 |
| 16898. | Blake (rufus9195) | 68.55 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 16899. | Elgrekost (elgrekost) | 68.55 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 16900. | David (pewpewpenners) | 68.55 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 16901. | Cole (coleb117) | 68.55 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 16902. | Harry (jeeeerrrpop) | 68.55 | 96.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 16903. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 68.55 | 95% | 2021-03-29 |
| 16904. | white (whiteplasma2) | 68.55 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 16905. | Elijah (mr_awes0me) | 68.54 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 16906. | nubby (nubbydawg) | 68.54 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| 16907. | Griffin (gdawg_10) | 68.54 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 16908. | HenIsTheMan (henry_lim) | 68.54 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 16909. | Qwazii (qwazii) | 68.54 | 95% | 2019-12-20 |
| 16910. | Rhubarb (reuab) | 68.53 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 16911. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 68.53 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 16912. | Whyn (why8n) | 68.53 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 16913. | Thinh (superthor1999) | 68.53 | 94.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 16914. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 68.53 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 16915. | Brent (bigmusic) | 68.52 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 16916. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 68.52 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 16917. | keyvan (fayazsoleymani) | 68.51 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 16918. | Chau (cmle) | 68.51 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |