The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22406. | shakthi (shakthi1731u) | 68.02 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 22407. | Mark (markrh13) | 68.02 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 22408. | Maneuw (neuw) | 68.02 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 22409. | David (cmagic_f) | 68.02 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 22410. | Nayie (tomichtom) | 68.02 | 86% | 2014-09-16 |
| 22411. | Gio (crookiemonster) | 68.02 | 95% | 2019-09-01 |
| 22412. | Errichto (errichto) | 68.02 | 93% | 2014-06-15 |
| 22413. | Thang (diesel_industry) | 68.02 | 91% | 2012-08-31 |
| 22414. | undefeated (cantankerous55) | 68.01 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 22415. | Aryan (aza36) | 68.01 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22416. | Gerri (gerri) | 68.01 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 22417. | Jondrick (jondrickdagamer) | 68.00 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 22418. | anupam011 (anupam011) | 68.00 | 95.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 22419. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 68.00 | 94% | 2015-11-24 |
| 22420. | Kapil (kap123) | 68.00 | 93% | 2015-08-30 |
| 22421. | Jai (jais) | 68.00 | 96% | 2014-01-25 |
| 22422. | Razor (mr6pack) | 67.99 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 22423. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 67.99 | 93% | 2021-10-12 |
| 22424. | Tom (himmat1005) | 67.99 | 94% | 2017-04-01 |
| 22425. | [AhK] Panizio (Trampo) (jun... | 67.99 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 22426. | shumkar (shbarpiev) | 67.98 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 22427. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 67.98 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 22428. | Niket (daspacebar) | 67.98 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 22429. | Felix (felixleong) | 67.98 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 22430. | Conor (crc1200) | 67.97 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 22431. | Jaloliddin (beebeep) | 67.97 | 94% | 2023-05-06 |
| 22432. | Rex (rrrreeexx) | 67.97 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22433. | You (you_zee) | 67.97 | 94% | 2012-02-07 |
| 22434. | K (kdcx) | 67.97 | 94% | 2016-04-09 |
| 22435. | Dat (datdq295) | 67.97 | 94% | 2011-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |