As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21948. | Muhammad (junaidqazi) | 56.75 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 21949. | Bazzbubb (bazzbubb) | 56.75 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 21950. | Ezic (ezic) | 56.74 | 95.5% | 2023-07-09 |
| 21951. | Bibek (bibek2) | 56.74 | 96.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 21952. | darth_ (darth_) | 56.73 | 94% | 2021-12-21 |
| 21953. | Ben (bher76) | 56.73 | 94% | 2015-11-25 |
| 21954. | Milos (milos_179) | 56.73 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 21955. | Otto (o2despo) | 56.73 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
| 21956. | mostafa (mostafa_tantawy) | 56.72 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 21957. | Cal (mrbegon) | 56.72 | 94% | 2021-10-25 |
| 21958. | Joseph (techvideomaster) | 56.71 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 21959. | sunny (sunny19) | 56.71 | 95% | 2022-05-06 |
| 21960. | Judd (ohcleverpseudonym) | 56.71 | 90% | 2015-07-09 |
| 21961. | Matthew (matte_black) | 56.71 | 93% | 2019-09-10 |
| 21962. | Faris (silverskied) | 56.71 | 95.7% | 2021-02-18 |
| 21963. | mejdi (mejdi14) | 56.71 | 96.8% | 2024-12-02 |
| 21964. | Steve (stephen_speed) | 56.70 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 21965. | LaPatatas (mp_fourthreeone) | 56.70 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 21966. | Zaid (zaidnashihamin) | 56.70 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 21967. | Hailey (bobthetem) | 56.70 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 21968. | R. (yeetertheskeeter) | 56.70 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 21969. | Boing42 (boing42) | 56.70 | 95% | 2021-06-29 |
| 21970. | Parker (romadhan) | 56.70 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 21971. | Jackie (dashjbitz) | 56.69 | 93% | 2015-05-24 |
| 21972. | Emil (zelciux) | 56.69 | 84% | 2017-05-14 |
| 21973. | Rohan (darklyspaced) | 56.69 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 21974. | sus99hant (sus99hant) | 56.69 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 21975. | Macsmasher (macsmasher) | 56.69 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 21976. | Bobby (duckstep43) | 56.69 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 21977. | Sourav (sourav_malo) | 56.68 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |