And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16954. | Samuel (thaminipro) | 84.02 | 90% | 2015-12-03 |
| 16955. | Slugmaster (slugmaster) | 84.02 | 99% | 2016-03-27 |
| 16956. | Harts (hartsrock) | 84.01 | 95% | 2017-03-31 |
| 16957. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 84.01 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 16958. | Aidan (aidanb) | 84.01 | 91% | 2017-01-23 |
| 16959. | Bobbit (firefighterbobbit) | 84.01 | 97% | 2012-05-23 |
| 16960. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 84.01 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 16961. | Eddie (caspr333) | 84.01 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 16962. | Dan (tf2dan) | 84.01 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 16963. | Alisher (saegl) | 84.00 | 98.1% | 2023-05-29 |
| 16964. | Gage (gagedorl) | 84.00 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 16965. | diva (vampirediva) | 84.00 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 16966. | leniclavo (patricktheking) | 84.00 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 16967. | Dominic (klukasdominic) | 84.00 | 89% | 2017-03-20 |
| 16968. | Herman (hchow23) | 84.00 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 16969. | Joe (cunny2) | 84.00 | 96% | 2016-10-04 |
| 16970. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 83.99 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 16971. | Bill (mooseinthepool) | 83.99 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 16972. | Han (mozes) | 83.99 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 16973. | Art (vargtro) | 83.99 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 16974. | Ryben (ryben_vendict) | 83.99 | 95% | 2013-01-04 |
| 16975. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 83.98 | 100% | 2011-10-10 |
| 16976. | Juan Miguel (migzmigzmigz) | 83.98 | 87% | 2014-03-26 |
| 16977. | nyatto (hhu94) | 83.98 | 97% | 2016-05-17 |
| 16978. | Cătălin ---- music_catali... | 83.98 | 99% | 2013-09-12 |
| 16979. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 83.97 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 16980. | | (canvaslol) | 83.96 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 16981. | sameer (samdcoder) | 83.96 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 16982. | Gergő (gergo225) | 83.96 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 16983. | Fionalee (fionalee) | 83.96 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |