Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5175. | Simon (cimon423) | 58.40 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 5176. | Philip (philipisawesome4) | 58.39 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 5177. | Anthony (wahsabi) | 58.39 | 94% | 2018-09-25 |
| 5178. | Cullen (ctf011) | 58.38 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
| 5179. | Jerry (jernjej) | 58.38 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 5180. | Victor (malvikus) | 58.37 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5181. | Thomas (trkirk) | 58.37 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5182. | Joseph (jojobdez) | 58.36 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5183. | notfastbutnotslow (bagossan) | 58.36 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 5184. | Plebmeister (gernsoe) | 58.35 | 96% | 2017-07-09 |
| 5185. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 58.34 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
| 5186. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 58.34 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5187. | cold (coldmind) | 58.34 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 5188. | SukkelNoob (sukkelnoob) | 58.29 | 94% | 2019-01-24 |
| 5189. | Shoon (shouenlee10) | 58.29 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 5190. | Stalking (stalkingdog) | 58.27 | 94% | 2018-04-25 |
| 5191. | MostPassiveUser (mostpassiv... | 58.26 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 5192. | BadxX (badxx) | 58.25 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 5193. | DaraMC (daramc) | 58.24 | 95% | 2017-08-04 |
| 5194. | rk (east4564) | 58.24 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5195. | Shiro (shiroamano0) | 58.22 | 94% | 2020-10-14 |
| 5196. | Charles (toxicjg) | 58.22 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5197. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 58.20 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 5198. | Emily (emilydrev) | 58.20 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
| 5199. | Berty (bertybert) | 58.19 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5200. | Live (sankarshan) | 58.19 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5201. | Kobflish (kobflish) | 58.17 | 94% | 2020-06-04 |
| 5202. | XPrecelX (puszekpower) | 58.17 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 5203. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 58.17 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5204. | Jonathan (drsteam) | 58.15 | 93% | 2019-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |