The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5586. | Christian (the_tian) | 55.44 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 5587. | Torpor (thesilliest) | 55.44 | 92% | 2013-11-09 |
| 5588. | Mohnish (mohnish) | 55.44 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 5589. | Joe (joeybad) | 55.43 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 5590. | AMIR (zsapom) | 55.43 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 5591. | deydey (iskalaberkberk0427) | 55.43 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
| 5592. | a (stanrude) | 55.43 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 5593. | Tim (dreamaz) | 55.43 | 94% | 2016-12-25 |
| 5594. | youm (youm) | 55.43 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 5595. | lilyskunk (lilyskunk) | 55.43 | 95% | 2018-01-26 |
| 5596. | DK (dkagustin) | 55.43 | 92% | 2014-03-12 |
| 5597. | Matthew (mattmad) | 55.42 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 5598. | good (dienthoai) | 55.42 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 5599. | Godxyz (godxyz) | 55.42 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5600. | Elica (elica) | 55.42 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 5601. | oO (nbfangyan) | 55.42 | 88% | 2011-06-21 |
| 5602. | MostPassiveUser (mostpassiv... | 55.41 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 5603. | Tiffany (fluffy0990) | 55.41 | 90% | 2017-05-05 |
| 5604. | Robert (saabothehun) | 55.41 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 5605. | ইনামুল (manetsus) | 55.41 | 97% | 2016-03-21 |
| 5606. | Martin (martinthebest) | 55.41 | 94% | 2020-07-03 |
| 5607. | Josh (jgdcruz5) | 55.41 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 5608. | yuki (yukisomakio) | 55.41 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 5609. | Felix (felixj) | 55.41 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 5610. | MNM (mnmnour) | 55.41 | 92% | 2017-10-21 |
| 5611. | T-rev (trev) | 55.41 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 5612. | Priya (renjith) | 55.41 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 5613. | Phillip (phillywilly93) | 55.40 | 94% | 2019-02-20 |
| 5614. | d (d11dmb) | 55.40 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 5615. | Matt (m4olivei) | 55.40 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |