Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7000. | AK (alphakappa) | 97.68 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 7001. | Zach (sn00pbom) | 97.67 | 99% | 2018-03-02 |
| 7002. | Eli Ferdinand Edralin (elfe... | 97.67 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 7003. | Mathew (unpricedfrog870) | 97.67 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 7004. | Jusuf (kz99) | 97.66 | 98.5% | 2024-07-15 |
| 7005. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 97.65 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 7006. | avgtyperacer (avgtyperacer) | 97.65 | 98.5% | 2023-05-16 |
| 7007. | Novacane (bbbzzz) | 97.65 | 99% | 2020-03-18 |
| 7008. | cecilia (plumerias) | 97.64 | 97.7% | 2023-06-05 |
| 7009. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 97.64 | 99% | 2023-04-22 |
| 7010. | Jason (jzhe8g) | 97.64 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 7011. | Mark Russel (tsukaisyaa) | 97.64 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 7012. | Aleph (catblahfishblah) | 97.64 | 97% | 2026-03-29 |
| 7013. | butterfreeky (butterfreeky) | 97.63 | 99% | 2024-03-01 |
| 7014. | Chris (chrisbern) | 97.63 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 7015. | Matt (soflogator) | 97.63 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 7016. | CBC (chrisbowsercopy) | 97.62 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 7017. | mostfuriousracer (mostfurious) | 97.62 | 97.4% | 2024-02-24 |
| 7018. | Max (maxlutin) | 97.62 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 7019. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 97.61 | 98.2% | 2023-08-16 |
| 7020. | suffering (symbolizm) | 97.61 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 7021. | Claudio (tato41) | 97.61 | 99% | 2025-07-30 |
| 7022. | goober (megumin00) | 97.61 | 96.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 7023. | Claire (thegool) | 97.61 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 7024. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 97.61 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
| 7025. | Michael (v3spula) | 97.61 | 95.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7026. | Geray (der3koy) | 97.60 | 98.1% | 2025-03-27 |
| 7027. | _ (virham) | 97.60 | 96.5% | 2023-08-31 |
| 7028. | Micha (derpeus) | 97.59 | 98.5% | 2023-12-15 |
| 7029. | Boeing (planetyper78) | 97.59 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |