I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13904. | Nope McGee (jazz4dayz) | 76.54 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 13905. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 76.54 | 99% | 2021-06-30 |
| 13906. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 76.53 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 13907. | govind (rockstar0101) | 76.53 | 99% | 2021-05-23 |
| 13908. | agung96tm (agung96tm) | 76.53 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 13909. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 76.53 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 13910. | Albara'a (albara_k) | 76.53 | 96.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 13911. | Memes (boomx9) | 76.53 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 13912. | Hieu (txhieu) | 76.53 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 13913. | Workman (dagl200) | 76.52 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13914. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 76.51 | 99% | 2020-01-09 |
| 13915. | Miles (gazza111) | 76.50 | 93% | 2019-08-01 |
| 13916. | Ethan (prosaictorch) | 76.49 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 13917. | Fishy (fishysquidman) | 76.49 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 13918. | Sun (sunflower61) | 76.49 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 13919. | Akagami (terror33) | 76.49 | 97% | 2017-02-15 |
| 13920. | Mostafa Ahmed (mostafa_22) | 76.48 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 13921. | Just (needhelpintyping) | 76.48 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 13922. | Jacob (frazisbest) | 76.48 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
| 13923. | Stam (stam_01) | 76.48 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
| 13924. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 76.48 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 13925. | Tsovak (harutyunyan611) | 76.47 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 13926. | Nick (ndschweiss) | 76.47 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 13927. | Tobias (tobi_1337) | 76.47 | 96% | 2024-08-21 |
| 13928. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 76.47 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 13929. | Stas (onixflip) | 76.46 | 95% | 2022-04-10 |
| 13930. | Hrant (hrant0) | 76.46 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 13931. | Big (widdzy) | 76.46 | 96% | 2017-01-24 |
| 13932. | neejer (shiloh_damien) | 76.45 | 94.7% | 2024-07-02 |
| 13933. | halva (halvaeva) | 76.45 | 98% | 2025-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |