The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19038. | (basselbakr) | 72.99 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 19039. | (lorudor) | 72.99 | 92% | 2014-12-20 |
| 19040. | (sid_fishious) | 72.99 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 19041. | (igorsilveira) | 72.99 | 93% | 2013-02-07 |
| 19042. | (bumper) | 72.99 | 93% | 2015-04-01 |
| 19043. | (jshen13) | 72.99 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 19044. | (artemis) | 72.99 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 19045. | whale (lewist) | 72.98 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 19046. | (ppotty) | 72.98 | 98.3% | 2023-09-04 |
| 19047. | (adamxlofaro) | 72.98 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 19048. | (rklive) | 72.98 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 19049. | (truongnam1996) | 72.98 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 19050. | (tonz30) | 72.98 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 19051. | (prestonwinters) | 72.98 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 19052. | (nightmarekiller) | 72.98 | 91% | 2016-04-07 |
| 19053. | (ipadpwner) | 72.98 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 19054. | (rendual) | 72.97 | 92% | 2017-05-05 |
| 19055. | (tyrful) | 72.97 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 19056. | (pradogy) | 72.97 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 19057. | (lacadik) | 72.97 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 19058. | (fikritheins) | 72.97 | 92% | 2017-02-20 |
| 19059. | (aussie_legend) | 72.97 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 19060. | Mos (mossom) | 72.97 | 98% | 2011-09-13 |
| 19061. | (leesemm) | 72.97 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 19062. | (iolife) | 72.97 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 19063. | Adilson (adilsonpuro) | 72.97 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 19064. | (darthyoda_sge) | 72.96 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 19065. | (sambathseng) | 72.96 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 19066. | (woody_wins_) | 72.96 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 19067. | (eltuto) | 72.96 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |