As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11880. | Kwausouq (kwausouq) | 79.39 | 91% | 2016-07-28 |
| 11881. | tstats[beastmaster69420] (b... | 79.38 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11882. | Korn (korn01) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 11883. | Nagaro (nagaro) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 11884. | Mensa (mensamember) | 79.38 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 11885. | kamothy (kamothy) | 79.37 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 11886. | Ewan (e_kuipers) | 79.37 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 11887. | Mike (mstubbe) | 79.37 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 11888. | Baco (baco_e) | 79.37 | 95.3% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11889. | Sydletsky (slayerseventh) | 79.37 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 11890. | sojucider (sojucider) | 79.37 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
| 11891. | Rachael (jellyrachael) | 79.36 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 11892. | ^-^ (monte123) | 79.36 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
| 11893. | John (rr00aa) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 11894. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 11895. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 79.36 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
| 11896. | Pete (petenick) | 79.35 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 11897. | Moses (mosesramses) | 79.35 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 11898. | Jayden (gaminglz) | 79.35 | 95% | 2022-07-03 |
| 11899. | Siddhant (siddhant_dutta) | 79.35 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 11900. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 79.35 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 11901. | Lie Algebra (liealgebracow) | 79.35 | 91% | 2016-10-27 |
| 11902. | @It'sMe IG (catch_me_if_u_c... | 79.34 | 95.8% | 2025-05-23 |
| 11903. | Jon (jrowephoto) | 79.34 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 11904. | Trey (trey_w) | 79.34 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11905. | Peter (crazynumnums) | 79.34 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 11906. | Marvin (marvincyk) | 79.34 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 11907. | Vel (velfn) | 79.33 | 94% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11908. | Reji (reji_10) | 79.33 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
| 11909. | Jeff (jeffkrekerson) | 79.33 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |